Monday, January 29, 2007

Bring out your dead...not all at once please.

It seems that the plague was the least of my worries. It was more the sugar coated topping.

Let's see, where did I last leave off. Ah right, there was a pounding at my door. It turned out to be an angry mob of villagers, complete with burning torches and pitchforks. Cliche, yes, but effective. They broke down my door, and leading the way was my snake of a landlord, the coppersmith...whats-his-name. Oh the fickle relationships of coin and coffer. I thought we had an understanding!
The mob looked absolutely dreadful to be honest. Not in the scary sort of way, more in the Sweet-Hermes-call-these-people-a doctor way. They were sick, all of them. And they blamed me.

Typical.

Maybe I can give them some credit though as I wasn't their first choice to lynch but third. The first had been some old unmarried woman (ain't that always the way?) who I hear burned up fairly quickly. When no one felt any better, they had gone after a hermit who lived in the woods. They stacked about thirty stones before his heart went out. Of course they still felt plaguey and decided to go after that dashing new stranger in town...me.

You just can't talk sense into some people when they've got an idea stuck in their head. No, it's not until you see the proof staring you in the face with undead eyes that you realize you may be wrong.

Someone in the mob, I don't really know who, succumbed to the plague and dropped dead. I was being hauled out of the coppersmith's when one of them rolled up his eyes and collapsed on the ground. The group paused briefly before moving on, and then something happened. The dead man rose.

Now I've known a few necromancers in my time and being from Legend, every halfway decent vina mage can animate corpses, but I took it from the reaction of the villagers that it wasn't something they had seen before. No, instead of killing it right there, they hemmed and hauler'd, waving their plaugey hands in the air, while the zombie proceeded to bite the life out of two more villagers who then of course rose and started to do the same.

At some point between hemming and haulering I was released. But there was the matter now of the zombies. The quickest and most effective means of dispatching a zombie is the id vial: a noxious blend of potent dark magic capable of stilling mostly anything mobile. It so happened that I packed an id vial before setting off on this misadventure; it was just a matter of finding it in my voluminous satchel. That nearly cost me an arm.

You know, I don't have a problem with most creatures that call themselves the undead; I am after all a son of Malicious, but zombies I cannot tolerate. For one they're not much for conversation, for another they're completely and utterly ruled by their baser instincts. There's no ἀρετή, whatever made them human before has left them and they're little more than husks.

Yes...so one of those husks caught me off guard while I was searching for the bloody vial and managed to latch onto my forearm with their teeth. Hades, those things can bite.

I struck quickly, poking two fingers into the husk's eyes and poured the spell flame strike into its skull. I was surprised at how well it worked at close range; the zombie dropped immediately, though I had to pry my arm out of its charred skull.

The villagers who had finally subdued the two other zombies looked at me like dumbstruck fawns. These people hadn't been exposed to much magic, but at least they're wary of me now. They might think twice before attempting to lynch me again.

The dead rising at the coppersmith's wasn't an isolated event as we soon discovered. They were everywhere, all the plague victims and even the dead from before the plague, were roaming the streets.

I led the group to a large sturdy looking inn and kere-pur-bhu'd the entrance with stone wall. A temporary solution at best but the display of magic had the villagers eager do what I asked so I set them to boarding up the bottom floor windows and baring the door.

Things where quiet for a day or two until a priest from Klein stumbled onto our predicament and nearly got himself and a little boy killed in the process. I'll never understand these monotheists. The child hasn't said a word since he came in with the priest but he's been through a lot. This priest who calls himself Meer is a real piece of work. He hasn't stopped preaching since he's gotten here. He has all the answers, this one: the cause of the plague, the reason the dead have risen; it's his god's punishment on we the wicked and a test for the faithful.

Well I know the reason and it has nothing to do with his god. There's a vina mage out there, an extremely powerful one at that judging by the number of zombies and skeletons they can control. If we can find and kill this mage our problems will be solved. I've been going back and forth with the priest on this one from shortly after he arrived and now I have a headache.

As an aside: I think there may be something wrong with the magic here or my mana. And that makes me very concerned.

Monday, January 22, 2007

On Weddings

All the weddings going on lately has brought back more than a few happy memories of my own marital inauguration. Since my search is in a slump with ample time on my hands, and the Hermetic Index to peruse (a most dangerous combination), I checked to see if I could call up my wedding all those decades ago. And as luck would have it, the Index behaved.
Now beware when looking at the contents, as the sight of me young may arrest the senses.
MoiraGwyn and I were married on Circe's isle by Hermes himself. As you'll see, I was just a young King at the time, in fact I had only gained the title a few months before. You'll also see a young couple full of promise and the faces of many an old friend. For whatever reason, the perspective of the wedding is seen through Boreas' eyes, an old friend in the Hermetic Order. She must have placed it into the Index before she disappeared to destinations unknown.
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Understand now why no mention of Rastenfeld. Plague only beginning.
Gathered survivors. Must find source. Hades damn all zom-


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The wedding had added significance because Oonagh of the Seelie sidhe, recognized Moiragwyn as a fellow royal of a sidhe clan. Since my da's confirmed disappearance by the major sidhe clans , and the subsequent "King-ing" of my title from Prince, MG had been feeling, well...a bit unworthy. She was by all accounts a humble druidess. She was a queen of nature, a forest was her palace, but in all the talk about royalty, she didn't know where she stood with me. Where she stood of course was in my heart. Titles didn't mean anything to me, though that's easy for me to say considering I was now a bonified King, never mind that I grew up in backwater Ithaca and that I wanted little to do with my father's dead clan.
With Oonagh's recognition, MoiraGwyn joined me as my queen and queen of the Bri Leith sidhe, all one of us. She slipped into her new role like Cinderella into her glass slipper; a perfect fit. She was graceful and congenial, all the things that made her a perfect druid also made her a wonderful queen.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Rastenfeld (circa 1253), the dullest place on earth

Now consider the implications of the above statement: me, a Hermetic through and through, labeling anything as dull. Exactly how boring does a place need to be in order for that to happen? My peripatetic adventuring aside, watching ward-paint dry is exciting to me; the prospect of holing away in a room and reading the Hermetic Index for a week is my idea of a good time.

Yet here I am. How did I get here?

I had been collecting an peculiar variety of yellow roses, a sure sign of MoiraGwyn's druidic hand if there ever was one, in a forest near the Wampanoag tribe when the enchantment triggered. That white tri-circular rune pattern rotating in the the air gives me little to no warning and I still don't know what sets it off. Though I can't help but admire it. As enchantments go, it's beautiful: all the runes dancing and chiming in perfect unison. Erm, nearly all of them I should say. One rune, kala, in a bold crimson red, spins out of sync and emanates a ugly discordant hum, providing an annoying reminder of my HTD every time it activates. When it does go off, I am compelled to go. Whether this is result of the magic itself or the typo, traveling through spell is like what I imagine a bolt of lightning feels when Zeus flings it: just blazing speed coupled with a gut-wrenching impact.

I appeared in the town of Rastenfeld in the middle night, though town is giving it too much credit, let's call it a hamlet instead. Aside from a stray mutt lapping at a muddy waterhole, my arrival went unnoticed.

I thought at first that I had made it back to Legend. The square wooden buildings, topped with yellow-brown thatch, look just like the hovels outside of Klein. In fact, according to the locals, Klein supposedly is only two days ride away on a fast steed. But I can feel already the time is wrong. From what I've seen Legend exists on a swords edge of space and time. Anything before or beyond that edge simply not Legend. Maybe one day I'll attempt to put down my theories on our fair land, but one thing at a time.

I've been here for a week, renting a room from a coppersmith and spending most of my time searching for clues of MoiraGwyn's whereabouts. The searching part took about a day. Now, I'm pretty much indoors, avoiding the plague. Well, maybe it's the plague. Shortly after I arrived, a sickness swept through Rastenfeld. It's cutting down people like a scythe through wheat. The carpenter next door is sawing away at all hours just to keep up with the coffin demand. The coppersmith fell ill two days ago. I now talk to him through my closed door and he tells me in his stuffy mucus-filled voice that they've called for priests from Klein as the resident man of the cloth is currently dead.

I was given a brief reprieve from my boredom by sending a spectral scout to NadIa's wedding. That proved to be very entertaining. I can't believe that I miss the Inferno, but considering the spectral scout only allowed me to see the flame-riddled landscape and not smell the sulfur it emitted, it's not that hard to understand; Hell is quite beautiful this time of year...

It seems I'll have to cut this post short as there's currently someone banging loudly at my door. I assume it's the coppersmith coming to tell me that the mayor is dead. Lovely.

Monday, January 01, 2007

New Years Resolutions

There's really nothing like a fresh start, or at least the idea of a fresh start. And of course what goes best with those new beginnings? New Years Resolutions!

1. Find MoiraGwyn
I have a good feeling about this resolution. Considering I'm being magically dragged by a runaway enchantment, there's really a good chance that I'll succeed in finding my wife. I suppose the question is what will I do when she's found?

2. Arrive back at Quickley's, preferably alive.
Again, a good chance of success seeing as the magic in the enchantment runs out in early May. But whether I'll pop out alive, or if the residents of Quickley's establishment will be greeted with a bright light on May 3rd and a my dashing albeit festering corpse, remains to be seen. So far the portal has dropped me in some strange locals, not all of them friendly to your olive-skinned hero...that being me.

3. Update my blog here on a weekly basis and and submit to the Legendary Times.
One of my favorite activities after a long harrowing day of wife searching is popping open the Hermetic Index and checking out what's been going on in everyone's lives. My own voyeuristic tenancies aside, this blog phenomenon is wonderful. I really enjoy the creativity that everyone is pouring into their blogs, and the time and energy that people put into displaying their lives.
And I'm thrilled to see that the Legendary Times is getting a big boost the work, I think I received three in December alone, which is bloody inspirational, and something that I want to be a part of. But being the lazy Hermetic I've not always been on top of things but this year it's going to change!

I've added an small update section on the bookmark to the right of your screen wherein each week, on a Monday, my goal is to have an update (a post, a history, a picture, just something!) so that I can have at least some kind of record of this adventure called life.

If I haven't updated in a week...well then I've been murdered. Call the Corpse Retrieval Squad and ensure that I've been buried properly or I will find a way out of Hades and haunt you all. If you thought that I was annoying while alive, just wait until I can walk through walls in new ghosty form.

Have a happy and prosperous new year!

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